Fallout 3 crashing on Windows 7? FIX IT:

Why, of course I found this fix on the internetz. But here it is:


1. Open the FALLOUT.ini file and find

bUseThreadedAI=0

and change that "0" to a "1"

2. Right below that, add the EXACT line

iNumHWThreads=2

Now it won't crash. Poof!

I'm a GRAPH!

CLICK HERE, BITCHES

MURPHY'S (et alii) LAW

MURPHY'S LAW
    If anything can go wrong, it will.

O'TOOLE'S COMMENTARY
    Murphy was an optimist.
MURPHY'S FOURTH COROLLARY
    Whenever you set out to do something,
    something else must be done first.
MURPHY'S CONSTANT
    Matter will be damaged in direct proportion
    to its value.

HILL'S COMMENTARIES ON MURPHY'S LAW
    1.If we have much to lose by having things go wrong,
      take all possible care.
    2.If we have nothing to lose, relax.
    3.If we have everything to gain, relax.
    4.If it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

BOLING'S POSTULATE
    If you're feeling good, don't worry.
    you'll get over it.
CHISHOLM'S COMMENTARY
    Anytime things appear to be going better,
    you have overlooked something.
SCOTT'S SECOND LAW
    When an error has been detected and corrected
    it will be found to have been correct in the first place.
FINAGLE'S THIRD LAW
    In any collection of data, the figure most
    obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.


GUMPERSON'S LAW
    The probability of anything happening is in
    inverse ratio to its desirability.

ISSAWI'S LAWS OF PROGRESS
    The Course of Progress:
      Most things get steadily worse.
    The Path of Progress:
      A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

MURPHY'S LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS
    Things get worse under pressure.

GINSBERG'S THEOREM
    1. You can't win
    2. You can't break even.
    3. You can't even quit the game.


ZYMURGY'S FIRST LAW OF EVOLVING
    (System Dynamics:)
    Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them
    is to use a larger can.

NON-RECIPROCAL LAWS OF EXPECTATIONS
    Negative expectations yield negative results.
    Positive expectations yield negative results.

HARPER'S MAGAZINE LAW
    You never find an article until
    you replace it. 

HARTLEY'S LAW FOR LOVERS 
    Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

THE SAUSAGE PRINCIPLE
    People who love sausage and respect
    the law should never watch either one being made.

CLICK ON THIS INCREDIBILITY.

don't call me.

Squirrels I Want.

Because it's Tuesday and I found a brand new Coke Zero in my car!

Zühn - III: Saint Servais

turtle!

Fun with mental illness.

http://www.lumosity.com/

http://www.psych.cornell.edu/sec/pubPeople/tdg1/Gilo.Medvec.Sav.pdf

Why you are a novelist, a scholar, a gentleman, an engineering genius, a prophet:

Drinks to avoid.

Heinz Ever-Mary:

Two parts Heinz Ketchup (cold)

One part water

One part Everclear

Maalox White Russian:

5 cl vodka
2 cl Kahlua

3 cl fresh Maalox

Perfect Sickness Cocktail:

Dayquil (1 adult-sized dose)

2 orange-flavored alka-seltzers

2 Thera-flu caplets

The JonBenet Ramsey:

Ginger ale

Stoli Vanilla

Crushed cherry

Octotini:

Gin martini

Garnish with a pickled octopus

Take a look at them cakes!

A sponge cake filled with chocolate mousse (meat patty), fresh kiwis (lettuce) and strawberries (tomato), fresh cream (mayo) - and the "cheese" was mango mousse.

Never gonna... dessert you!



Too easy.

Ice truck killer cake!


The ever-famous KLC!


Sad cake. :(


This one is dedicated to my dog, Maggie.