Drinks to avoid.

Heinz Ever-Mary:

Two parts Heinz Ketchup (cold)

One part water

One part Everclear

Maalox White Russian:

5 cl vodka
2 cl Kahlua

3 cl fresh Maalox

Perfect Sickness Cocktail:

Dayquil (1 adult-sized dose)

2 orange-flavored alka-seltzers

2 Thera-flu caplets

The JonBenet Ramsey:

Ginger ale

Stoli Vanilla

Crushed cherry

Octotini:

Gin martini

Garnish with a pickled octopus